Latest candidate for best urban legend circulating on the internet:

It seems that the Make-A-Wish is bankrupt, or close to it, because some time ago, they signed on a sick child, and told him he could have a wish. He chose as his wish the right to have unlimited wishes. So Make-A-Wish, bound by its promise and its mission, has run itself into the ground granting this child several trips to Disney World and various other costly luxuries, including daily hot dog lunches with Yankee star Johnny Damon.

[Further investigation reveals this as an Onion story taken for true by the credulous or the logical.]