"It's an ol' scientific puzzle: which came first, the frying pan or the egg?" -- Walt Kelly

Overheard at the bar:

"Do they sell candy at the liquor store? I feel like some candy."

Worthy Description

"His head resembles a half-inflated rugby ball with intellectual leanings."

 from "The Legend of Pradeep Mathew"

Christmas Javelina

javelina

All lists are flawed; they lean to the side