My daughter at Hebrew/Sunday school:

Librarian to class: We have all these wonderful books for you to take out and read.

Other student: My uncle wrote this book [called something obviously Jewish]. Do you have that?

Librarian: No , but that's great we'll have to get that right away.

My daughter [being a smartass]: My grandfather wrote a book called American Indian Law. Do you have that?

Librarian: OH that's wonderful. Is it Jewish?

My daughter: No.

Librarian: Oh then we don't have it.