Jokes

1.     Movie Review

Man #1:   I'm here to recommend to you the movie "127 Hours."

Me:  Oh, I hear James Franco is totally disarming in that.



2.    Fish and Chips

Man originally from Chester, England: 

I will say that last year I went back to Chester and was very disturbing to see that my favorite chip shop, which had been there for years and years, was gone.

Man #1: 

And you are telling us this because . . .?

Me:

You don't understand.  He went back to his old hometown, and his old neighborhood.  And on the block where he used to go, to his favorite chip shop, where he used to eat and hang out, looking forward to it, he discovered the chips were off the old block.