Wednesday, October 15, 2008

What happened to Laura?

Baseball fans on an escalator:


Fan A: You know, you've probably turned down better tail than that.

Fan O: I've had tail.

A: Oh I know, I'm saying you've turned down better tail than that.

O: Oh, oh yeah.

A: Yeah.

O: Laura -- Laura was juicy.

A: Ah.

O: Laura was juicy. Laura was way juicier than that chick. She was juicy -- she was messed up, but juicy. She wasn't functional, but.

A: Okay.

O: Laura got fat.

A: No kidding. She got real fat.

O: Why do chicks always get fat after I fuck them?

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