Baseball fans on an escalator:
Fan A: You know, you've probably turned down better tail than that.
Fan O: I've had tail.
A: Oh I know, I'm saying you've turned down better tail than that.
O: Oh, oh yeah.
A: Yeah.
O: Laura -- Laura was juicy.
A: Ah.
O: Laura was juicy. Laura was way juicier than that chick. She was juicy -- she was messed up, but juicy. She wasn't functional, but.
A: Okay.
O: Laura got fat.
A: No kidding. She got real fat.
O: Why do chicks always get fat after I fuck them?
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