Lame Llama Alarm

Dream: I was talking to a writer of comedy sketches, an acquaintance, pitching an idea: about a guy who is an Islamist, which alarms everyone, but it turns out what he is, is someone who likes to identify llamas: an "is llama"-ist. The comedy writer was disappointed in the idea, and I, cutting losses, said "Maybe it would be a line in a sketch, not a whole sketch." He wasn't convinced.

[Despite appearances, an anxiety dream.]