Driving my daughter and her friend R to a party:
As I sit in traffic --
R.: There's a better way you could have gone.
Me: Thanks, R. You are just like my daughter, you don't mention things until after I've done something else. OK -- what's the other way.
R.: I don't know the street name. Do you know where Fred Segal is?
Me: No, R. I don't know where Fred Segal is.
As, later, we pass Fred Segal --
Me: R, that's the street you live on. You should know the name of that street.
R. : Sorry. I only know landmarks.
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