Tristan takes the measure of Big Dap

". . . Tristan took the opportunity to give him a good once-over; Big Dap not so big in private, a little taller than him, a lot heavier, but his body was peanut-shaped, pear-shaped, some kind of food-shaped, and he was ugly, stubble-haired with slit eyes under a heavy brow and a sour mouth like a small MacDonald's arch."

from Lush Life, by Richard Price.