"You have to drive in L.A. So I got a rent-a-car. I turned on XM Sirius radio and heard Bob Dylan telling jokes. I almost crashed the car."

-- Jesse Malin.
"They were good jokes."

Judicial Sentence of the Day

Furthermore, the sarcastic comments made by her supervisor about her foot, though insensitive, do not rise to the level of a constructive discharge under our caselaw.   Sekiya v. Gates, 508 F.3d 1198, 1200 (Ninth Cir. 2007).

Further Bar Talk

"It is soo hard to find someone who can play both Bruce Wayne and Batman."

Bar talk

"I took the first mind-altering substances of my life, I was whacked on ecstasy and acid, and my roommate at the time worked in a video duplication lab, and he put on The Matrix, which hadn't been released yet, and my mind exploded."

Indifferent Moon Unconcerned Man