What I Found While Shopping

Country song

I've gone left
And I've gone right
And I've gone wrong.

All I have now is this old and worn-out song.

I've gone left
And I've gone right
And I've gone wrong.

Why We Fight

More fun with advertising:

Free guacamole for veterans on Nov. 11.

Happy hour

Reading the ads on an electronic billboard in order, as the board changes:

Hamas is dedicated to the destruction of Israel.
The party starts at 8 p.m.

Overheard at Eagles of Death Metal concert:

He: Know where we need to stop after the concert? Walgreen's. Cause I think that's where they carry the shampoo I like.

She: Okay

Seen at DMV

Nice to see a man who gives thought to what will appear on his driver's license photo -- a man waiting to have his license renewed was wearing a t-shirt saying the following:

"I'm not an alcoholic. I"M A DRUNK. Alcoholics go to meetings."

One of the top 3 or 4

“Incredibly entertaining,” said Bruce Arena, the former national coach who is now with the Los Angeles Galaxy. “A lot of goals have been scored. This has been one of the best World Cups in the last 12 years.”

from L.A. Times

Life Lessons

Little Kid: Look. Come look.

Mother comes to look.

Little Kid: Look at the bug in the water, moving his legs. It is like he is dancing.

Mother: He isn't dancing. He's dying.

Bar talk

He's a Gemini, so he's a very serious. On the other hand . . . . He's a DJ. He's a professor of economics, but he goes, "I want to be a DJ."

My Computer Has Become a Zen Master

"The path does not exist."

Overheard in Hollywood

But my client is showing her breasts. She needs a credit.

Overheard

"Where are you calling from? I keep hearing Chinese in the background."

"Chinatown."

New Poem: The Man in the Hat

The man in the bowler hat
Looked at the painting and said What is that?
That is no painting and I have no hat.

Autocompose

To my secret crush,

Your hair is softer than a thousand bunnies. You move with the elegance of a soft summer cloud. You are simply luminous; a god among men. You shine bright like a diamond.

Butterfly kisses,
Nathan

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I asked for water

Howling Wolf:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUA9FUTieKA#t=59

Memorial

http://vod.worshipchannels.com/WestminsterArchivedServices