"Where are you calling from? I keep hearing Chinese in the background."
"Chinatown."
Friday, February 28, 2014
Monday, February 17, 2014
New Poem: The Man in the Hat
The man in the bowler hat
Looked at the painting and said What is that?
That is no painting and I have no hat.
Looked at the painting and said What is that?
That is no painting and I have no hat.
Friday, February 14, 2014
Autocompose
To my secret crush,
Your hair is softer than a thousand bunnies. You move with the elegance of a soft summer cloud. You are simply luminous; a god among men. You shine bright like a diamond.
Butterfly kisses,
Nathan
Made with love by Yahoo Mail Autocompose.
Your hair is softer than a thousand bunnies. You move with the elegance of a soft summer cloud. You are simply luminous; a god among men. You shine bright like a diamond.
Butterfly kisses,
Nathan
Made with love by Yahoo Mail Autocompose.
Thursday, February 13, 2014
Friday, February 7, 2014
Pynchon sentence: detective version
Maxine drops for a minute into one of Shawn's visualizing exercises in which her Beretta, within easy reach, has been transformed to a colorful California butterfly dedicated, like Mithra, to purposes of peace.
Wednesday, January 29, 2014
Tuesday, January 21, 2014
2013 Reading
Books read in 2013, reverse chronological order:
The History of the Snowman -- Bob Eckstein
Raw -- Mark Haskell Smith
Why Are You So Sad? -- Jason Porter
Total Chaos -- Jean-Claude Izzo
The Flamethrowers -- Rachel Kushner
Stay, Illusion!: The Hamlet Doctrine -- Simon Critchley & Jameson Webster
Little Failure -- Gary Shteyngart
My Mistake -- Daniel Menaker
USA Noir -- Johnny Temple, ed.
The Rage -- Gene Kerrigan
My Notorious Life -- Kate Manning
Acharnians -- Aristophanes (Henderson, tr.)
Medea -- Euripides (Warner, tr.)
The Reason I Jump - Naoki Higashida
Antigone -- Sophocles (Fitts and Fitzgerald, tr.)
Tree of Smoke -- Denis Johnson
Hit by Pitch: Ray Chapman, Carl Mays and the Fatal Fastball -- Molly Lawless
Works and Days -- Hesiod
Theogony -- Hesiod
The Pioneer Detectives -- Konstantin Kakaes
My Struggle:Book 1 -- Karl Ove Knausgaard
Twin Cities Noir: The Expanded Edition -- Julie Schaper & Steven Horwitz, eds.
Pitching in a Pinch -- Christy Matthewson
The Signal -- Ron Carlson
Lucking Out: My Life Getting Down and Semi-Dirty in the Seventies -- James Wolcott
The People's Act of Love -- James Meek
The Last Word -- Lisa Lutz
Gulp: Adventures on the Alimentary Canal -- Mary Roach
Where'd You Go, Bernadette -- Maria Semple
My Lunches with Orson: Conversations between Henry Jaglom and Orson Welles -- Peter Biskind (ed.)
The Teleportation Accident -- Ned Beauman
Voltaire in Love -- Nancy Mitford
Fatale -- Jean-Patrick Manchette
Erasure -- Percival Everett
The Store of the Worlds: The Stories of Robert Sheckley
The Dinner -- Herman Koch
Bring Up The Bodies -- Hilary Mantel
How to Be a Woman -- Caitlin Moran
Building Stories -- Chris Ware
Whose Body? -- Dorothy L. Sayers
Secrets of the Wholly Grill-- Lawrence G. Townsend
Epic Fail: Bad Art, Viral Fame, and the History of the Worst Thing Ever -- Mark O'Connell
HHhH -- Laurent Binet
Jesus' Son -- Denis Johnson
Reveille in Washington: 1860-1865 -- Margaret Leech
Labyrinth -- David L. Ulin
Red Lights -- George Simenon
Fifth Business -- Robertson Davies
The History of the Snowman -- Bob Eckstein
Raw -- Mark Haskell Smith
Why Are You So Sad? -- Jason Porter
Total Chaos -- Jean-Claude Izzo
The Flamethrowers -- Rachel Kushner
Stay, Illusion!: The Hamlet Doctrine -- Simon Critchley & Jameson Webster
Little Failure -- Gary Shteyngart
My Mistake -- Daniel Menaker
USA Noir -- Johnny Temple, ed.
The Rage -- Gene Kerrigan
My Notorious Life -- Kate Manning
Acharnians -- Aristophanes (Henderson, tr.)
Medea -- Euripides (Warner, tr.)
The Reason I Jump - Naoki Higashida
Antigone -- Sophocles (Fitts and Fitzgerald, tr.)
Tree of Smoke -- Denis Johnson
Hit by Pitch: Ray Chapman, Carl Mays and the Fatal Fastball -- Molly Lawless
Works and Days -- Hesiod
Theogony -- Hesiod
The Pioneer Detectives -- Konstantin Kakaes
My Struggle:Book 1 -- Karl Ove Knausgaard
Twin Cities Noir: The Expanded Edition -- Julie Schaper & Steven Horwitz, eds.
Pitching in a Pinch -- Christy Matthewson
The Signal -- Ron Carlson
Lucking Out: My Life Getting Down and Semi-Dirty in the Seventies -- James Wolcott
The People's Act of Love -- James Meek
The Last Word -- Lisa Lutz
Gulp: Adventures on the Alimentary Canal -- Mary Roach
Where'd You Go, Bernadette -- Maria Semple
My Lunches with Orson: Conversations between Henry Jaglom and Orson Welles -- Peter Biskind (ed.)
The Teleportation Accident -- Ned Beauman
Voltaire in Love -- Nancy Mitford
Fatale -- Jean-Patrick Manchette
Erasure -- Percival Everett
The Store of the Worlds: The Stories of Robert Sheckley
The Dinner -- Herman Koch
Bring Up The Bodies -- Hilary Mantel
How to Be a Woman -- Caitlin Moran
Building Stories -- Chris Ware
Whose Body? -- Dorothy L. Sayers
Secrets of the Wholly Grill-- Lawrence G. Townsend
Epic Fail: Bad Art, Viral Fame, and the History of the Worst Thing Ever -- Mark O'Connell
HHhH -- Laurent Binet
Jesus' Son -- Denis Johnson
Reveille in Washington: 1860-1865 -- Margaret Leech
Labyrinth -- David L. Ulin
Red Lights -- George Simenon
Fifth Business -- Robertson Davies
Friday, January 3, 2014
From NYRB
"Like most people in New York, I daily expect to find myself walking the West Side Highway with nothing but a shopping cart stacked with bottled water, a flashlight, and a dead loved one on my back . . . ."
-- Zadie Smith
Tuesday, November 26, 2013
Overheard at the Bar
They told me that I was not in danger of killing myself and could leave the hospital. So I left, and then walked back in and said I was suicidal and they re-admitted me. I did this five days in a row.
Friday, October 25, 2013
Tuesday, October 22, 2013
Tuesday, October 8, 2013
Bar Talk
"So he knocks on the door and I say 'Don't come in' and he opens the door anyway and I'm 'What are you doing in here?' And he opens the shower curtain and reaches in and takes the loofa."
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