"It's an ol' scientific puzzle: which came first, the frying pan or the egg?" -- Walt Kelly

Overheard at the bar:

"Do they sell candy at the liquor store? I feel like some candy."

Worthy Description

"His head resembles a half-inflated rugby ball with intellectual leanings."

 from "The Legend of Pradeep Mathew"

Christmas Javelina

javelina

All lists are flawed; they lean to the side

There are many different reasons for letting a lawn grow in a wild state of nature, not all of them philosophically sound. -- Panorama City

From Panorama City

I am followed by televisions everywhere I go, I am unlucky that way.

New poetic form

http://www.googlepoetics.com/post/35068295041/how-to

My contribution:

When d
When does fall start
When does summer end
When do babies start teething
When do you ovulate

Greatest non-fictional video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQZxF_roWyk&feature=player_embedded


nice narrative, with form to fit

Someone's else's Starbucks cup

"That's coffee, not tea," Obama said. "I thought that was my tea."




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If Therefore

The light of the body is the eye: if therefore thine eye be single, thy whole body shall be full of light. Matthew 6:22

Good question.

"I lost my garage door opener. What else could go wrong?"

This sentence is non-fiction:

She's being cared for by a non-profit group created by a reclusive multimillionaire named Martine Rothblatt. 


from Lost at Sea -- Jon Ronson

Dreamstuff

Key items from my unpleasant dreams of last night:

1) Someone needed to keep a school yearbook from me, as there was a piece of information in there I shouldn't see.

2) One of the two beers I brought to drink at the social breakfast turned out to be Brown Bag soda, refreshing but not beer.

Big Rock

Big Vehicle on Nearby Street