"I wish I had more fun in college.  Today's students are more lighthearted, which should stand them in good stead when they are unemployed."

    Walter Mondale on the life of the college student today.

Robert Benchley says . . .

"If Mr. Einstein doesn't like the natual laws of the universe, let him go back to where he came from."

OTSOG

I was thrilled that you put it in footnotes, because every generous footnote now is a blow to reclaim footnotes from the judgment of an ill-informed audience that believes that David Foster Wallace invented them and therefore no one else gets to use them. This in a world where Nicholson Baker plainly invented the footnote!

Jonathan Lethem, to Geoff Dyer in BOMB Magazine #117, temporarily online:  http://bombsite.com/issues/117/articles/5988

But also

His tongue was a more potent weapon than his penis, or so it seemed to be during this period of his life . . . his tongue was always capable of thrusting, curling and whirling its way into her good graces; and as his mouth was upon her he was conscious not only of the luxuriance of her loins but also that he was making a literary connection with Henry Miller.

Gay Talese, describing a college-aged Al Goldstein.

Telephone conversation overheard on line in a museum:
Do you have those little signs that you put on cheeses?

Found Surrealism

"A small, rotund figure with a delicate stomach and said to live on Evian water, Blachette was known as the "king of alfalfa"."

Concise Lyric of the Day

She's got one magic trick. One and that's it.

A big "if"

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - A giant South American rodent weighing at least 100 pounds (45 kgs) was spotted at a waste-water treatment facility in California recently before disappearing in the brush, according to a wildlife official.

The animal, which was identified as a capybara, is the world's largest rodent and feeds on vegetation.

"If you think a giant guinea pig is cute, then you probably would like it," said Todd Tognazzini, of the California Department of Fish and Game.







http://news.yahoo.com/giant-south-american-rodent-spotted-california-015314303.html

Guy next to me at the bar reading texts from someone called Pookie Pookie.

Crack action on the part of the police

from L.A. Times:

Beverly Hills police blew up an aspiring screenwriter's laptop and script when investigating a suspicious package Thursday morning on Rodeo Drive.
The screenwriter, who was not identified, apparently left his briefcase -- with the computer and script inside -- unattended at a talent agency office.

Beverly Hills Police Lt. Tony Lee said police, not knowing what was inside the briefcase, detonated it as safety precaution.

Lee said the owner was distraught when he learned what happened to briefcase.

The case was found near the intersection of Rodeo Drive and Little Santa Monica Boulevard.
Several streets were closed and nearby businesses were being evacuated, causing traffic jams in the area.
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2011/08/beverly-hills-police-blow-up-screenwriters-laptop-script.html


[Admittedly, there may be more to the story]

Crack thinking on the part of the police

A woman is found dead in the courtyard of a house, naked, hands and feet bound, and she'd been hanging from a second floor balcony, noose around neck. Three days earlier a 6 year-old boy was found dead in the house. Roy Frank of the San Diego sheriff's homicide unit: "The case is certainly suspicious."

from People magazine

They are pretty good looking girls who can play softball

"Hey, come on," said Lowell. He never knew how to react to aggression. He was always kind of stunned by it.

"I hate it when you sit in a chair like that," said his wife.

from A Meaningful Life by L.J. Davis.

Don't get me down

Samuel Johnson on Richard Savage:

Those are no proper Judges of his Conduct who have slumber'd away their Time on the Down of Plenty

Free historic sounds

Link to Library of Congress "National Jukebox"  --  http://www.loc.gov/jukebox/