"I'll fix your head" -- Gene Tierney

"I suggest you use an ax" -- Dana Andrews

in "Where The Sidewalks Ends"

Customer Service

Exchange at the concession stand:


Customer: And two Cokes.

Worker: You want a Pepsi?

Customer: Yes.

Worker: Sorry, we don't sell Pepsi, only Coke.

Dream about a bee

In my bedroom with the door slightly ajar, was disconcerted when Kristen Wiig of Saturday Night Live fame was walking back and forth by the bedroom door, and then walked in, as I had no clothes on. 

[It surprises me to learn that Kristen Wiig is apparently a woman of my dreams, as previously I had thought her primary distinction that she was perhaps the only person you could taunt by saying "Two i's; two i's."]

She climbed on top of naked me, and we started a passionate openmouthed kiss.  Then I heard a faint buzzing, and I realized that a bee was flying around in our open mouths.  She realized it too, shortly thereafter, and we stopped kissing and let the bee fly out.   Without saying anything to each other we both seemed to realize that was the end of anything sexual between us.  I apologized for the state of the apartment and started picking up clothes.  She was impressed, though, by my ability to toss clothes in the hamper without missing.

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Overheard

"There was a woman at Western Mutual that Tony thought was hot. With reason. She was Venezuelan."

Hindsight

Lonnie Franklin Jr. would share violent fantasies about prostitutes and say they deserved to die, according to neighbors. "I should have made a better choice," says a longtime friend.

http://scpr.org/news/2010/07/15/friends-say-accused-grim-sleeper-dropped-hints


from: http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2010/07/grim_sleeper_suspect_drop.php

Kitties and Mel Gibson

http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/the-13-worst-mel-gibson-rant-quotes-presented-by/

Not polite or proper

MLB Spelling Challenges (All-Star Fan Fest)

Because It Is Never Too Late To Be Cautious

-- Blomkvist opened her robe and put a hand on her breast, caressing it cautiously.


from The Girl Who Played With Fire

Not Burying the Lede

http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2010/06/hey_could_you_get_a_littl.php

So many possible Patsy Cline songs

Persian, Dilorom told me, had only one word for crying, whereas Old Uzbek had one hundred. Old Uzbek had words for wanting to cry and not being able to, for being caused to sob by something, for loudly crying like thunder in the clouds, for crying in gasps, for weeping inwardly or secretly, for crying ceaselessly in a high voice, for crying while uttering the sound hay hay. Old Uzbek had special verbs for being unable to sleep, for speaking while feeding animals, for being a hypocrite, for gazing imploringly into a lover's face, for dispersing a crowd. . . . What did you know about Uzbekistan once you learned that Old Uzbek had a hundred different words for crying? I wasn't sure, but it didn't seem to bide well for my summer vacation.

from "The Possessed" by Elif Batuman.

Baseball recap

Rick Monday reporting on the evening's games (I may have the teams wrong):

"Cleveland was shut out by the Yankees 9-2."

"The As could only muster one run in losing 10-8."

Overheard at College Baseball playoff game

Some guys are discussing the World Cup about to begin in South Africa:

Guy #1:   My ex is in Africa.

Guy #2:   Who's your ex?

Guy #3:    Some white girl.

Overheard in a Secretarial Bay

"You know what, I don't conjugate."

Getting It Right

From The Department of Corrections

In our Saturday post about the California Democratic Party’s ad attacking Meg Whitman but masquerading as an “issues ad,” we described the abrupt ending to our conversation with CDP Chairman John Burton. Through his spokesman, Burton on Monday complained that he had been misquoted. Burton says he didn’t say “Fuck you.” His actual words were, “Go fuck yourself.” Calbuzz regrets the error.



http://www.calbuzz.com/2010/05/7819/

Remington Shadow